Customer: “If I buy all of those Jordan’s, (pointing to the stack of shoes at the till point) do I get any discount?”
Colleague: “No Sir, no discount”
Customer: “So what do I get then?”
Colleague: You’ll get a whole bunch of Jordan’s” (120 pairs BTW)
Customer starts counting the boxes and seems to calculating in his head!
Colleague: *perplexed*
This is a special one which is why I chose to share this with you first.
Now, this customer has boldly walked into this well known establishment with the intention of buying ALL of these Jordan’s. To me , that’s a BOSS MOVE! I’ve seen wealthy Arabs come in store & buy 20 pairs of Magistas/Mercurial Vapors like it’s nothing! So this right here would be up there with the purchase of ALL purchases. If my maths serves me correctly: 120 pairs at £140 a piece equals £16 bags! (that’s £16k for those not fluent in urban street lingo). And in my mind, he has that type of cash on him.
Here’s the kicker. He has the cheek to ask “..do I get any discount?” 😮
Dude! You’ve got £16k on you (allegedly) and you want discount?!? Show me the £16k, I’d give you the discount myself brudda!
The fact that he had to count & start calculating let’s me further know, he ain’t about that life. SMH.
Moral of the story: If you have a coca-cola paycheck, don’t try & front with a Champagne lifestyle.
This is just a small side of what I encounter/hear on a daily basis. I look forward to sharing more with you & hope you enjoy.
Peace.
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