Me; “Sorry sir, your card is declined”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Um… Cos you broke?” 😮
KMT
Firstly: Until 30-60 seconds ago, I’ve never met you. Like all the customers before and after you, we’ll share a small window of salutations, brief small talk followed by a valediction.
Secondly: I don’t have a scooby what you’ve done/spent with your card to get it to this point. I’ll just take it you’ve got poor money management bruh…
Thirdly: If the card machine were to actually tell me why your card was declined, would you really want me to tell you in front of everyone in the line plus my fellow colleagues? Cos believe me I’m the type of brother that would-LOUD & PROUD!!
Look man. The machine doesn’t let me know why, YOU should know why! Might wanna trace back to what stores you may have “balled out” in before you came here bruv. Asking me “why?” Speng! Â You’re lucky I don’t cut your card in half like they do in the US lol.
Moral to the story: Manage your money right.
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