Me; “Sorry sir, your card is declined”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Um… Cos you broke?” 😮

KMT
Continue reading Declined card →

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This type of shit pisses me right off!!

Without fail, I’d look around or stop whatever I’m doing and see a big ass child in a buggy/stroller!

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?????????
Continue reading Big Ass Babies!! →

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Customer: “If I buy all of those Jordan’s, (pointing to the stack of shoes at the till point) do I get any discount?”

Colleague: “No Sir, no discount”

Customer: “So what do I get then?”

Colleague: You’ll get a whole bunch of Jordan’s” (120 pairs BTW)

Customer starts counting the boxes and seems to calculating in his head!

Colleague: *perplexed*
Continue reading The “So called Baller” →

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Welcome to Retail Chronicles. A blog entitling my daily/weekly customer interactions/encounters & experiences in this world of retail.

My name is ‘Slimm’ and I’m new to this blogging thing so bare with me. Originally started as a hash-tag on my twitter account (#RetailChronicles, @SlimmTheRealist), I’ve moved on to this blogging platform because 140 characters just wasn’t enough lol. I hope that you enjoy my anecdotes and don’t be afraid to follow & share on social media.

Slimm

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