Declined card

Me; “Sorry sir, your card is declined”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Um… Cos you broke?” 😮

Big Ass Babies!!

This type of shit pisses me right off!!

Without fail, I’d look around or stop whatever I’m doing and see a big ass child in a buggy/stroller!

Customer: “If I buy all of those Jordan’s, (pointing to the stack of shoes at the till point) do I get any discount?”

Colleague: “No Sir, no discount”

Customer: “So what do I get then?”

Colleague: You’ll get a whole bunch of Jordan’s” (120 pairs BTW)

Customer starts counting the boxes and seems to calculating in his head!